Superbad

Memorable quotes (vissa NSFW)

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.

Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.

Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.

Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!

Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Mindy: Was he African? No, he was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish... so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.

Officer Michaels: You just cock-blocked McLovin!

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